Life isn't fair What do I care? It's fleeting- Memories in death mean nothing It's as if we never existed The universe is like that Snuffed out in the randomness and chaos
Rod died
Rod McKuen died on Tom Selleck's birthday January 29, 2015 Don't ask me how I know that, it's odd I didn't find out until months later, it's sad. I should know that stuff Critics thought Rod was a hack - I loved him, so fuck them Critics don't know anything; over-paid idiots - critics suck … Continue reading Rod died
Earth
Earth, a strange planet Millions of people exist The gods and monsters
October is out
October is over November is here No longer the 10th month It all seems so queer The prep for the scary Where skeletons were lurky Has gone by the wayside To make room for turkey I'll just sit back and drink some wine In the 11th month, whose prefix means nine
Up at 5
Up at 5:00 I am working on Sunday Not a happy guy
The Liar
Freezers are hot, the sun is cold Tchotchkes are better than worthless gold The sky is green, the ocean is scarlet I love the fact that you’re a harlot Your cell phone will work, the brakes will not fail and I will never end up in jail I cherish our home, our humble abode That … Continue reading The Liar
Elephants
I love elephants Seeing them in the circus Breaks my fucking heart
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj I'm watching it now
What’s a TV?
What's a tv? It's a box Sometimes we watch When wearing socks And on those days We just don't care We watch it in our underwear The tv isn't in our shorts I dangled a participle *snorts* The shows we watch are often dumb When babies watch They suck their thumb The ladies watch with … Continue reading What’s a TV?
Banned
There once was a guy who was banned From the salon, cuz he was too tanned His skin turned all orange (okay, I fucked up because nothing rhymes with orange) So, he stuck his fat head in the sand
The Woodland Journal 