What’s a tv?
It’s a box
Sometimes we watch
When wearing socks
And on those days
We just don’t care
We watch it
in our underwear
The tv isn’t
in our shorts
I dangled a participle
*snorts*
The shows we watch
are often dumb
When babies watch
They suck their thumb
The ladies watch
with big, fat hubbies
the infants laugh
at Teletubbies
TV is
a ‘vast wasteland’
said Newton Minnow
(give him a hand)
And here’s some trivia
Just on a whim
the Skipper’s boat
was named for him
So when you watch
Remember this
We now can pause
to take a piss
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